Fall Style Guide

Last day of summer? I guess so. it wasn't really summer this year anyway. I mean seriously, sub-80 degree weather in Atlanta in August? Global cooling...

Anyway, it's time to buy some clothes for fall/winter and so you should head over to ShopWiki and check out their Men's Fall Style Guide. Since my 4 year old daughter seems to only like boys and has proclaimed her love and plans for marriage I think i need to get a new Military Jacket to make sure these boys know I mean business.

One thing I don't need is a new Men's Suit. I got a bunch of those in the closet that I haven't worn in a long time. I hate wearing suits and I don't understand people who enjoy wearing them. The only suit I like to wear is my birthday suit, boo-ya!

I mean, even a shirt & tie can drive me nuts. The idea of that tie choking me all day long sends shivers up my spine. Is it up my spine or down my spine? Hmmm...

If you ask my neighbors, they will tell you that my standard wardrobe consists of shorts and a t-shirt. But I don't wear fancy shorts like some women do. I buy them in bulk at Costco. Only a woman can have the audacity to buy a pair of shorts that cost $505. Seriously, WTF?