Bodogdonkeys

One of the first sites I ever signed up with was Bodog. I think my account number is like 5 digits or something. So no rakeback for me. I used it up when I got a free copy of TexasCalculate'Em. If you don't have an account yet get your rakeback from Rake Tracker. You should really sign-up. They have huge overlays and looks like the next Bodonkey will have $600 added. It's nice, I like! Hi five!

Anywho, I've seen all these folks playing the Bodonkey on Tuesdays an in general lightning36 is just absolutely tearing it up over there. So I decided to make a deposit. So easy. I had to sign up with NUcharge (easy), fund my account ($6.90 fee for a $200 deposit, ok then) and deposit to Bodog (free and easy).

The software is absolutely horrendous. I mean, come on Calvin, get a grip will ya? What's missing?
1) Your position in a tournament.
2) Too much clutter on the screen.
3) Resizeable windows.
4) The ability to get rid of all that text on the right.

What's there?
1) Leaves your hole cards visibile after you fold (so you can tilt when you see you would have flopped the nuts).
2) Tells you the strength of your hand (you know, so dumb donkeys can learn).
3) Donkeys

I am getting that DogWatch HandGrabber for PT and I am going to see how far I can take my $200. So far I have bubbled two SNGs when I ran into Aces in the BB. Fun times.

Some fun table talk from one of the freerolls today:
Coozehound: put u on A high
KNGofHEARTS: so you would of called another bet on river>?
Coozehound: prob
Coozehound: asshole
KNGofHEARTS: who is the *******?
Coozehound: i fucking hate the people on bodog
KNGofHEARTS: why whats your problem?
Coozehound: no talent pussies
KNGofHEARTS: your in a freeroll
Coozehound: bet on anything and call anything to hope to catch
Kajagugu: Cooze - take another bong hit and chill out
Coozehound: lying motherfucker
Coozehound: bets everytime
Kajagugu: me?
KNGofHEARTS: me???
Coozehound: uh huh
KNGofHEARTS: which one>?
Kajagugu: you KNG
Coozehound: you bitch
Kajagugu: lol
Kajagugu: see
KNGofHEARTS: when did i lie?
Kajagugu: what a tool
Kajagugu: you always lie
Coozehound: your a fucking calling station
KNGofHEARTS: and when did i call and catch
Kajagugu: wait wait wait
Kajagugu: a calling station or a raiser
Coozehound: the past few hands just calling..
Kajagugu: and cooze it's you're not your
KNGofHEARTS: your the one that called me down with bottom pair and your gunna get your pantys in a bunch over it
Coozehound: but u raise all the timr
Coozehound: nobody has a hand every fucking time
KNGofHEARTS: that is not a calling station
Kajagugu: KNG please stop raising
Kajagugu: please KNG, Cooze is having a meltdown in a freeroll
KNGofHEARTS: LOL
KNGofHEARTS: he needs to lear his poker lingo
KNGofHEARTS: ok ill fold the best hand with 77
Kajagugu: yeah stop raising you calling station you
KNGofHEARTS: lol bye bye baby
KNGofHEARTS: lol
Kajagugu: and off he goes with a JackAce in his hand
[Coozehound]: Fuck you pussy
KNGofHEARTS: LOL
KNGofHEARTS: what a horrible hand
KNGofHEARTS: he had to know he was gunna get called
Kajagugu: that's why it's called the JackAce